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So, once again it's been a while since my last post (8 days oh ma gah!). I've been busy trying to be makin dat paypa so I can finally move out of the hood. Also, E3 (the biggest game convention of the year) started last week so I spent all day yesterday from 9am to midnight watching press conferences, demos, trailers, and reading forums and previews. It was a pretty tiring day, huh Esteban?

Esteban: No.
Haywad: I SAID pretty tiring day, HUH Esteban?
Esteban: Uh no, not really.
Haywad: Well, your just being a big Mr. Prissy Pants today, huh EsteGAY!
Esteban: Hey! Hey! You said you wouldn't talk about that!
Haywad: Oh man, sorry. It just slipped.
Esteban: It's ok, just be quiet please, I'm not ready to talk about it yet.
Haywad: Sure man. Sorry, I won't talk about how you like your butthole viciously gaped with big black meat.
Esteban: Hey! Fuck you man! Forget this, we're done bro, we are done! (Esteban, wincing and flailing dramatically, jogs through the front door, closing it just enough to leave open a tiny crack, a dark sliver of remorse that Haywad would never forget).
Haywad: What.....What have I done! My foolish recklessness has lost me another friend. Esteban! ESTEBAN! ESTEEEBAAAAAAAANNNNN, come back! (more like cum back, amirite?)

So, after that little ordeal, I ate some Coco Puffs and felt marginally better.

Last weekend, I saw Pixar's newest animation sensation, Up. First of all, I have to say that the movie theater was dreadfully stuffy and hot, the best possible way to describe the temperature would be that it was warmer than a bobcat on a Sunday morning (sorry, I had to put that terrible metaphor for personal reasons). The first 3/4 of Up was amazing, I honestly almost cried at one point, but as the movie went on it became a little tedious and I didn't care very much about the conclusion. I give it 9.4 cupcakes out of 10. I must say however, the animated short before the movie was nothing short of brilliance (or should I say billiance...cuz it had storks in it, get it? ok cool).

Another little thing I'd like to show yall kind folk is a conversation I had with Brian, that Korean fool from Storytime 3. See, we were chatting it up on AIM about Shaft for some reason and Brian totally got pwnt. I am MonkeyJakmoo.

MonkeyJakMoo (12:15:49 AM): shaft is from a song
Lubs to Splooge (12:15:54 AM): no
Lubs to Splooge (12:15:57 AM): that's the name of a song
MonkeyJakMoo (12:16:13 AM): actually, its the shaft theme
Lubs to Splooge (12:16:19 AM): i know it's also a movie
MonkeyJakMoo (12:16:41 AM): i know it's also a fried chicken chain in louisana
Lubs to Splooge (12:16:57 AM): what
Lubs to Splooge (12:16:58 AM): really
MonkeyJakMoo (12:17:02 AM): HAHAHAHAH NO
MonkeyJakMoo (12:17:08 AM): got you good
Lubs to Splooge (12:17:33 AM): :[

What an idiot!

Brian was pwnt so badly, it's as if the Grand Wizard of Tomfoolery was summoned to the bastion of Pwnage and hath knocked on Brian's door to deliver him the ancient scroll of Pwnocity.

Damnit, I had an awesome video of this Japanese game show where a guy had to tap another guy's nipples really fast, and the guy was dressed like a cow with nipple cut out's. He was moaning and looked extremely uncomfortable and it was supposed to represent Brian being pwned. Too bad it's private now.

So here's a video of a guy (probably gay or high) dancing by himself at a Music Festival, then starting a huge dance party. I wish to do something like this one day, but ofcourse mine would involve bears and lasertag.