Today marks a revolutionary day in the history of CowJoMonkey's Kool Kids Klub. I was thinking about how I am going to incorporate all the videos and pictures I have bookmarked or saved over the years into the blog, and I have came to a solution. I'm just gonna fuckin dump it here, and wave my hands like I just don't care, cuz there ain't no party like a West Coast party, cuz a West Coast party goes dumb.
Congradulations dear Sir, Mam or Faggit, you have read through the utter shit I have typed above without exiting the page. You will now be rewarded with a fantastic cash prize! Rico, show them what they've won!
Rico: Eeehhh, you spent all the money at Bed, Bath, and Beyond last weekend, Senor.
Haywad: No I didn't. Wait did I really, Rico?
Rico: Si, Senor.
Haywad: What? You know I don't speak Cuban.
Rico: Cuban isn't a lang...
Haywad: I DON'T SPEAK CUBAN, RICO.
Rico: Sorry Senor. Yis, you spent all the money on juicers and kinky kitchen appliances.
Haywad: Oh, now I remember, that was one wild night. No wonder why my anus has been hurting, must of been the damn turbo spatula.
Rico: Eeehhh, wrong again Senor. It was the miniature horse you purchased.
Anyway, so as a consolation prize, here's some stuff that you might find enjoyable.
This is "teh" funniest thang ever.
This has been my favorite video for the past couple of weeks, you have to watch it.
Why?Why?Why? and Why?
I don't want to flood my page with Youtube videos, so here is the rest of the shit that I think is funny/awesome.
This is the music video for that jazz song that plays when things are supposed to be all wacky and fast. I'm sure you have heard it before, but it's still awesome.
In honor of the amazing Star Trek movie that came out this week, here is the video of William Shatner "wooing" remixed into a cool techno song.
Here is a hilarious interview with Ali G, he is interviewing Posh Spice and David Beckham. I didn't know David Beckham was so absent of a personality...and a fag.
Please, do yourself a favor and watch this. Norm MacDonald is doing an interview on Conan O' Brien and it is unbelievably funny. Seriously, this is my most favorite interview ever, Norm is pure genius. Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. If your only going to watch one, part 3 is probably the best.
This video is a fat guy dancing to "Single Ladies". His precision and attention to detail still amazes me.
Well, that's all the crap for today. If you didn't find any of this funny or enjoyable, I have one more thing for those of you with special humorous needs.
No comments:
Post a Comment