is only in your mind.
Pain is for real.
I dare you to watch this entire video without chopping your balls off, slicing each ball into two pieces, and using those two pieces to cover your eyes and ears from the monstrosity that is this video. And if you don't have any balls, find some! Because watching this will feel like Will Smith coming to your house and telling you that you won a contest to spend an entire all expenses paid weekend with him at Disneyland, and then have him take out a knife and slit his throat right in front of you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HhxxwEQDCg
(I didn't want to post it in the actual blog because it scares me.)
So you watched the video, or however much you could stand of it? (I only lasted about a minute) K great. Now you must be thinking: "How do we stop this infernal beast from making another one of these videos?"
Well, after countless hours of research (and baking), I've discovered only one way to tame this beast...with a harpoon. A URINE HARPOON (this picture is a tad disturbing, but otherwise awesome, ok maybe "awesome" isn't really the right choice of word, it's just interesting . Looking at this picture is like watching a pack of wild racoons kill a mountain lion; it's sad, very unlikely, but you know you wanna see it.)
If you're a pussy (or from Utah) and all this is making you a sad panda, I present to you a song that I have been constantly replaying and singing for the past three days. I can't get it out of my head and I hope you can't get it out of yours. It only has around 11,000 views so spread the greatness of this song and we can all meet at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
