fuck dude

Yeah, I know I haven't blogged in more than a week, sorry. I have been busy and the next blog I want to do takes a bunch of time that I haven't found yet. So here is some funny shit to tide you over if your aching (for Clay Aiken) a laugh.

This is the gayest thing ever, I feel so sorry for these kids when they grow up. Like McSeriously, it's just hilarious how they don't think this is extremely off the charts homosexuality to the max. I dare you to find something this gay and funny, if you do, please post it in the comments.


Here's a hippo pressing his ass to the tank's glass and shitting and spraying it everywhere. Skip to 0:45 for the festivities.


The best part is when dat fool shits and then swangs on out like a playa and dat udder fool be swimmin into it like a dumass or sumtin. He musta been like "oh dayum, I did not realize dat dhere was gonna be shit all up in my face when I be cummin on out here to be peepin at dem humans."

But, basically, he was like "Guuuurrrllll, you did not just take a dump right into my perusing area and den just walk on out of here like you think you know me, oh hell nah, that shit don't fly in da streets, nu uh, not with Bufanda "She got dem rolls" Jackson."

But, to put it simply, he probably just said "Well, isn't that the funniest thing. I come here to have a nice swim around the tank, like I do everyday, and on my final lap I run into a face full of feces. Not to be a Picky Peter or anything, but I believe that breaks Code 4.6 of the Hippo Humanitarian Handbook. And this is not the first time this has happened. No siree! I have let it slide in the past, but this is too much! Francis the Hippo isn't going to take this, excuse my language, bullcockery anymore! I am going straight to the tank manager and filing a 3 page report."
Tony the Hippo: "Aye Franny! How are you gonna find the manager's office with all that shit in your eyes. Hahaha!"
Felipe the Hippo: "Ahahahaha! Good one Tony."
Francis the Hippo: "Ok fine! I won't go the manager's office. I'll just kill myself right now with this grenade! That would fix all my problems. How would you like that huh, you big stinking bully!
Tony the Hippo: "Aw come on Francis, we're just joking over here, fuhgetta bout it. Besides, killing yourself won't change the size of your tiny penis!"
Felipe the Hippo: "Hahhahaha, nice one Tony. Yeah, we should call him, Francis the small penised Hippo! HahaUhhuhahahahuhuh."
**BOOM**

And here's a picture, but you probably already knew that, unless you are really dumb, which I suspect you're not because your reading this awesome blog.