I don't like just putting up Youtube videos and being like watch this lolz its funny. But damn this shit is redunkulous. It's a news story about a teacher who called a student a nigga, and this teacher is hilarious.
The black kid is an idiot, I wish I had a teacher like that. If I seen dat nigga in da streets, I would bop him right in da head and say what now bitch, yeah, taste that dirt, you like it?, have some more, then I would staple that fools hands to the ground and be like aw shit cuz, wheres Malcolm X now?
Skip to 2:10 for the good shit if your more impatient than a monkey's uncle, which I've heard from sources of high stature, are very impatient. In fact, they are Numero 2 on the list of most impatient animal uncles, Number 1 being of course a mongooses uncle.
Youtubers from Youtube have created some funny remixes, sadly, none of them feature Ja Rule. But here are 2 of them: I like balls, NOT lol.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
The Mutha Truckin DBZ Movie
Look, I'm trying my hardest to keep this blog a safe zone for kids and the elderly alike. But FUCK THIS NOISE broseph. Here's the trailer for the upcoming live-action Dragonball Z movie:
I'm the biggest mutha truckin DBZ fan ever. I own like 8 shirts, 3 videogames, a partridge in a pear tree, countless action figures, I bought a copy of GamPro (the worst videogame magazine ever) because it had the new shitty DBZ game on the cover, I know every word for every song in every DBZ music video, and I've watched every episode at least 5 times. I could go on, but the anger in my words would inflict enough pain that ten thousand baby mongooses would die at the hands of an angry girl who just had her Quinceanera (you know, dem Mexican sweet fifteens) ruined.
Seriously! What the SHIT, Master Roshi doesn't look anything like Master Roshi, who the fuck is that other old guy, and who the ballsack are those 2 twin Jap bitches.
When the movie comes out, I will see it 10 times in a row. It will go something like this:
1. Cry.
2. Cry.
3. Cry.
4. Be angry.
5. Be angry.
6. Complain.
7. Complain about how it could have been way better.
8. Masturba... I mean be angry.
9. Set a random hobo on fire (just kidding, that's mean).
10. Cry
Sorry about all the links, I will try to put less next time, they are funny though. I made the mongoose one.
I'm the biggest mutha truckin DBZ fan ever. I own like 8 shirts, 3 videogames, a partridge in a pear tree, countless action figures, I bought a copy of GamPro (the worst videogame magazine ever) because it had the new shitty DBZ game on the cover, I know every word for every song in every DBZ music video, and I've watched every episode at least 5 times. I could go on, but the anger in my words would inflict enough pain that ten thousand baby mongooses would die at the hands of an angry girl who just had her Quinceanera (you know, dem Mexican sweet fifteens) ruined.
Seriously! What the SHIT, Master Roshi doesn't look anything like Master Roshi, who the fuck is that other old guy, and who the ballsack are those 2 twin Jap bitches.
When the movie comes out, I will see it 10 times in a row. It will go something like this:
1. Cry.
2. Cry.
3. Cry.
4. Be angry.
5. Be angry.
6. Complain.
7. Complain about how it could have been way better.
8. Masturba... I mean be angry.
9. Set a random hobo on fire (just kidding, that's mean).
10. Cry
Sorry about all the links, I will try to put less next time, they are funny though. I made the mongoose one.
ZOMG
What do I put here? I am so scared, someone snuck into my housing establishment and put a Slap Chop to my head, then the mysterious being forced me to create a blog. So here I am. This will be probably be like teh funniest/best blog ever, but don't take this post as an example of how funny/besty it will be.
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