Here is my pitch for his movie, J.C.V.D.(2008).
Last year, a movie came out starring the 47 year-old "Muscles from Brussels", Jean-Claude Van Damme.
The movie consists of Jean-Claude Van Damme playing as Jean-Claude Van Damme.
And in this movie, Jean-Claude Van Damme robs a bank and does a powerful, 6 minute, one-take monologue in which he cries.
Also, it got an 85% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Are you convinced yet? Ok, then watch this fucking awesome trailer. Are you convinced now? Ok, great, now go watch the movie before I become enraged at your defiance and commit crimes so heinous that even OJ Simpson couldn't get away with them.
And make sure to watch the "Theatrical Version"(original french/english mix with english subtitles).
CowJo out.
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