Vassup, I'm Bruno!

This is Bruno, the new character in Sacha Baron Cohen's line of raunchy smash-hit CUMedies. I have watched this trailer more times than the number of fights an Irish midget partakes in at Shamus O'Reily's Pub on a weekly basis. Which, unsurprisingly, is also the number of times that said Irish midget beats his wife...at Shamus O'Reily's Pub on a weekly basis.

And this is my impersonation Bruno (sorry if you don't like it, I will have an all new Story Time up soon, just be patient).



I am very excited for Bruno, but I don't think it will be as popular or buzz-worthy as its risque predecessor. Borat was completely new and took things to a ridiculous level that hadn't been seen on the silver screen before. Bruno seems to be exactly the same, but with a gay Austrian guy. This leads me to believe that all of the people that went out to see Borat just to see what all the hub-bubb was about, and quickly discovered it wasn't their cup of tea after Borat proudly displayed pictures of his son's penis, won't take another risk with Bruno. Also, I don't think it will have as many memorable quotes (You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?), considering the Bruno accent is much harder to do and gay stereotypes are worn out now.

Despite the possible negatives, judging from this trailer, I think Mr. Cohen can still piss off a lot of people for the enjoyment of movie-goers everywhere... and of course the gay Austrian community.

My want for this movie is so powerful that it almost rivals my desire to enslave every meerkat in the world and brutally work them until their paws turn to bone and their fur to rags. At which point, I would inject them all with rabies and unleash them into Cuba. Once the dirty, filthy, low-down, good-for-nuthin, no good, lousy, rape-tastic Communist bastards are gone; I would acquire five million of the stupidest people on Earth and ship them to live there. I will call it, New Canada.


It kinda looks like he's saying New Canada right. Ok, no it doesn't, but I can dream! Can't I papa? You always told me to keep dreaming...well until you died in that fatal water balloon accident.