It's Story Time!

Ok, for some reason that will be passed down by elders of the village for thousands of years, never to be forgotten until everybody in the village dies of aids...It took me like 2 hours to get this stupid video to work. Enjoy!



I was all shootin some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight...sorry I had to.

So one day in history class, after I had just gotten raped...sorry once again, I had to.

Alrighty then, so there is this sassy little miss thang thang black girl in my history class. She doesn't do any work and when I'm in a group with her she doesn't talk to anybody. I have even tried to involve her in our assignments, like asking her opinion about what we should do on a poster, and she just looked at me with her huge bug eyes and shaked her head ever so slightly that I had to keep staring at her to make sure she actually communicated to me. This is really hard for me to tell this story and not say anything offensive to black people.

Anyway, so one day she walks into class like 20 minutes late and our really nice teacher says:
"Hey, kiddo, do you have pass?"

And she just stares at him and the class like we are the most disgusting thing she has ever seen. It's like she walked into the wrong room and it was filled with dead bodies, she continued to just stare at us until she finally shaked her head and walked to her desk like she had a stick up her ass. It was honestly dumbfounding that she could just walk into class that late, and be a bitch like that. And to top the whole mutherfucking thing off, SHE WAS WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAID "I'M BOSSY" IN HUGE LETTERS.

So yeah, If this didn't prove how much I hate black people, I made this little video to show you how much I do (sorry no sound):



By the way, I don't actually hate black people.