The Mutha Truckin DBZ Movie

Look, I'm trying my hardest to keep this blog a safe zone for kids and the elderly alike. But FUCK THIS NOISE broseph. Here's the trailer for the upcoming live-action Dragonball Z movie:





I'm the biggest mutha truckin DBZ fan ever. I own like 8 shirts, 3 videogames, a partridge in a pear tree, countless action figures, I bought a copy of GamPro (the worst videogame magazine ever) because it had the new shitty DBZ game on the cover, I know every word for every song in every DBZ music video, and I've watched every episode at least 5 times. I could go on, but the anger in my words would inflict enough pain that ten thousand baby mongooses would die at the hands of an angry girl who just had her Quinceanera (you know, dem Mexican sweet fifteens) ruined.


Seriously! What the SHIT, Master Roshi doesn't look anything like Master Roshi, who the fuck is that other old guy, and who the ballsack are those 2 twin Jap bitches.

When the movie comes out, I will see it 10 times in a row. It will go something like this:

1. Cry.
2. Cry.
3. Cry.
4. Be angry.
5. Be angry.
6. Complain.
7. Complain about how it could have been way better.
8. Masturba... I mean be angry.
9. Set a random hobo on fire (just kidding, that's mean).
10. Cry

Sorry about all the links, I will try to put less next time, they are funny though. I made the mongoose one.